You few who follow this blog religiously (and I know that you do) have probably noticed my lack of recent posts. I have been pestered to no end by some of my real-world friends and colleagues, asking "have you posted anything new lately?" Unfortunately, time and again, I am forced to answer with "no."
So, due to that fact, I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize for my lack of dedication to this blog. I am currently writing several things which I fully intend to post once I am happy with their content. My job takes up a considerable amount of time, as does my chronic alcoholism. I promise you that I will publish more content as soon as I have it edited. I learned early on while I was creating this page that I have a pernicious habit of writing things while I'm inebriated and not thoroughly looking them through to find redundancies or other errors. I am also working on editing some of my previous posts because, as I have read them over several times, I am not happy with my writing.
But stay vigilant, followers. Your beloved blogger will return with heaps of new content soon. My advice would be to check in around the beginning of every week. If things go smoothly, I'll be able to publish at least one piece a week. Thanks to all of you who have read, and thanks to those of you who will continue to read, you mindless drones.